Illusion, Michael. Trick is something a whore does for money.
GOB (Arrested Development)


I’m sorry I didn’t kill you. That’s my apology.
Elizabeth (The Americans)


There’s only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk.
Ron Swanson (Parks and Rec)

Well, I pooched the brain exam.
Andy Dwyer (Parks and Rec)

Onto episode 2 of Bates Motel. Still insane that this is the kid from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


We’re flawed because we want so much more. We’re ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
Don Draper (Mad Men)

People tell you who they are, but we ignore it because we want them to be who we want them to be.
Don Draper (Mad Men)

There’s going to be a TV show called ‘Splash’ where celebrities learn how to dive. That is all.